themcgovernresidence:

Camping on the Metolius River near Sisters, Oregon
Ray Atkeson © 1968

themcgovernresidence:

Camping on the Metolius River near Sisters, Oregon

Ray Atkeson © 1968

vanillasyndrome:

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vanillasyndrome:

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.

ok tho but like going back to that anon about my insecurities

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Put 2 celebrities in my ask,

based only on physical appearance, I’ll tell you who I prefer.

I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.
— Neil Hilborn  (via benzobuttercup)

ok so like, while i was at work today i was thinking heavily about something

i once heard/ready an old guy complaining about how children these days lack imagination because toys are coupled with shows which have fully defined plotlines and therefore now kids don’t need to use their imagination to create characters and storylines for their toys like all of these older generations did

his claim was that these developed characters and storylines may be impairing our younger generations abilities to think outside of preconceived gridlines

well, ok, regardless of all of that, can you imagine the long-term impact this is going to have on the production of fanfiction

children grow up playing with toys and creating AUs for characters that already exist. they have this FANFIC-CREATION founding to start with now. that’s probably why fanfic numbers are continually spiking, because we’re growing up honing these abilities.

but to drag this out even MORE, you can give this like, a gender analysis as well

so like, “”boys toys”” and shows are like, fighting-centric, right? like, TMNT, power rangers, etc. they go out and solve an issue physically

then girls toys and shows are like, problem-solving via communication, like MLP and lalaloopsy and MH and junk

soooooo. while the boys are off playing with their TMNT and makin em fight one another, the girls are creating conflict with like, rainbow dash and fluttershy and then workin it out using plot devices they learn in the show and then

that is why we have more female fanfic authors than male, because they grow up DOING THIS

im calling it now, do u see this proof i have written, look at how tangential all this junk is

i cant stop thinking about it im sure this has like 5 billion more impacts

hnnnngh i just feel so self conscious tonight, tonight has been so bad

redbean ice cream partnergreenbean Popsicle mochi ice cream, strawberri froy mint choco froyo orange tea
Anonymous

anon you are unbelievable!!

  • redbean ice cream:ideal partner

YOOooOOo um, that’s kinda hard because i’m at this point in my life where i’m trying to figure out what i want?

like, because i’m back and forth between iowa and michigan, it doesn’t really afford any opportunities to date in either place. so instead i’m taking this time to figure out what i want to do - do i want a lifelong queerplatonic relat? romantic but not sexual? romantic AND sexual? what qualities do i find attractive in other people? WHO KNOWS

in general, i think my ideal partner is probably going to be ace spectrum and feminine in presentation and behavior. they have to be at least slightly geeky? probably well-educated and talkative, and we’ve gotta have the same sense of humor. it’s also important that we share similar political views and can carry informed conversations and engage in some polite banter on social justice issues. similar tastes and hobbies (fashion, makeup, horror movies, toy collecting, whathaveyou) would be nice as well.

at the same time, it’s really important that i’m not intimidated by them, because that seems to happen way too frequently, haha.

  • greenbean Popsicle:smth im jealous of

ok first of all, what the hell is a green bean popsicle and why would anyone want to eat that….

im thinking about it, and there isn’t a lot that i’m jealous of. i guess, most of all, i’m jealous of people who come from higher-class-status families. but on the other side, coming from my family has afforded me a lot more instances where i have to learn to do stuff for myself, which is a good thing, really.

i don’t know many other people who have dealt with the college admittance process and annual financial aid applications as independently as i have.

in all, i’m really lucky to where i am and who i am, so there isn’t a lot to be jealous of. i’m super privileged to be here.

  • mochi ice cream:what i look for in a friend

humor. that’s the big thing. kindness is number two. if you make me laugh, you’re in immediately. if you’re super sweet, i also probably love you. most of my close friends have both of these qualities. it’s just important that we click. it’s also cool if we have similar hobbies, backgrounds, and interaction styles.

  • strawberri froyo:top 3 insecurites

hahahaha ugh

- my appearance

- my speech; speaking up about things

- my anxieties and brain fog, ha ha ha ha….

  • mint choco froyo:3 things im proud of

- my puberty transformation

- my TENACITY (sometimes)

- my rockin’ selfie game

  • orange tea:a secret that i’ve kept

if i told, then would it really be a secret?

these are the cutest omg please
redbean ice cream: ideal partner
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla: how i found your blog
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
milk tea: current fashion obsession
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature
after a shitty day I needed to play late-night dressup and try out the new makeup I bought!

after a shitty day I needed to play late-night dressup and try out the new makeup I bought!

do you ever have those nights where every tiny thing that could possibly go wrong has went wrong, and it all builds up and suddenly, there you are, at 9pm, in the grocery store cosmetics aisle, buying eyeshadow palettes you don’t even need, out of sheer mental exhaustion and desperation?

that’s kinda where I am right now.